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Barely.

How many personal trainers does it take to train Mariah Carey?

There were a few of them surrounding her yesterday in New York as she was apparently headed to a workout. With full hair and makeup? Please. I don’t know why I bother asking. Having said that, I often hit the gym with my trainer Hayley after coming directly from the studio, in full hair and makeup and, um, sometimes it makes you feel better about yourself.

But I’ve also never had to be carried to the gym by several handlers the way Mimi seemed to need to be here. We all have constants in lives. And I never, never want to live in a world where Mimi can walk all by herself.

How pissed do you think she is though that she can’t be airlifted by her couch now that she’s not pregnant anymore?


Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com and JosiahW/Splashnewsonline.com

Mariah Carey needs several handlers to take her to the gym in New York

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