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It’s been a year since Will and Kate married. There will be several tv specials commemorating the event this weekend. This will likely overshadow a much more important anniversary.

On April 30th, Mimi is celebrating 4 years of marriage.

As they do every year, she and Nick are renewing their vows. This time they’re doing it in Paris. Like today. How do we know? Well, she invited the press. For real. Following the ceremony, media have been asked to assemble at La Maison Blanche for photos.

Will Dembabies be invited? Their birthday is also their mother’s wedding anniversary. Assholes. She will hold that against them her entire life...AFTER she trots them out to compete against the Royal Couple.

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