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Um...
Please.

Mimi’s first official American Idol photo was released. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
If not, you should feel shame.

Now look. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL THING.

I mean...

There’s just so much, you know? So much Mimi in one simple shot that, well, we don’t even need to even talk about it.

We don’t need to talk about her waist.
We don’t need to talk about the sunset in the background.
We totally don’t need to talk about why she’s, I dunno, modelling a pair of fake arms... ?

This is why we’re rearranging our lives around Mimi’s American Idol in January. This is why.

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