SAG Boss: Mark Wahlberg
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There’s been no mention yet of James Franco I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Why? Because his ego penis was nowhere near as intrusive as Mark Wahlberg’s last night. Wahlberg dragged his balls on stage and cockily took up our time to stroke his own dick.
Did you see? While presenting with Amy Adams,he decided to congratulate himself first, his movie, the actors in his movie, and his tv show, Boardwalk Empire…
We get it. You’re a major player now. With an epic bitchface for a wife. Marky Mark is the Big Boss.
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