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Last week he was working a weak ass pube stache – click here to revisit. “Thanks God” it’s gone now. Here’s Matt Damon in Berlin promoting Green Zone looking much better, very handsome, especially with that hint of grey.

Matt’s Green Zone drops on March 12th. Guess what else drops on March 12th? That’s right, Matt Damon is going head to head with the Twi-Hards. Twi-Hards don’t understand war movies. What they do understand is Robert Pattinson, sex scene in Remember Me. So Matt’s competition isn’t so much Pattinson, it’s the horde of hormonal nipple tweakers who will be seeing the 1pm show, followed by the 4pm show, then the 7pm show on opening day, only to rinse and repeat and do it all over again the next. All weekend.

Who will prevail?


Photos from Wenn.com

Matt Damon in Berlin promoting Green Zone

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