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But can it erase the images of him all greasy monkey practising yoga and sh*t? Thank Xenu Matthew McConaughey is wearing clothes again. And looking much hotter than he has in over a year. The hair cut works, the orange has been kept to a minimum, and the devotion to his baby mother is adorable… all of a sudden, Matthew is palatable anew.

Here he is, with Camilla, on the carpet last night at the premiere of Fool’s Gold. He and Kate Hudson have been pounding it hard to promote the movie. And they need to. Because word is, it’s sh&t.

Am hearing they’ll be here in Phoenix this week… will let you know if his short arms are actually as short in person.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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