Thumbs > Posh
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Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria.
Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than she is”.
Yeah but she’s thin enough.
Well it makes sense now, right? Fox’s presence at the Armani show in July when Cate Blanchett could barely disguise her disdain, remember? Click here to refresh.
Needless to say, Giorgio is a fan of the tongue and thumb.
But are YOU a fan of the tongue and thumb?
This is the problem.
Victoria Beckham did not make me want to buy Armani undies. Megan Fox will not make me want to buy Armani undies. Who is buying Armani undies?
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