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It’s been a while since they’ve been officially out together in public despite living in high profile New York. Catherine Zeta-Jones is working on Broadway and Michael Douglas was shooting Wall Street 2 with the terrible title. Last night the couple stepped on a carpet – first time what seems like a long time. Let’s play our favourite game. Let’s Photo Assumption Michael and Zeta.

He’s like – did I marry Jackie or Joan Collins? And she’s wondering if she should start demanding the “ring light” whenever they shoot her. A ring light is what Pamela Anderson keeps asking for when she’s protographed. Because 25 is so far away. What? Don’t forget – Zeta’s only 40. And she’s also a “broad” woman. Look at those chicken legs. Very, very broad.

Michael and Zeta attended the 2010 Eugene O'Neill Theatre Center Monte Cristo Awards.


Photos from Wenn.com

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