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Michael Fassbender was in New York yesterday with David Cronenberg to promote A Dangerous Method. Meanwhile his on/off girlfriend Zoe Kravitz was photographed, also in New York, with Penn Badgley, holding hands and kissing. I didn't feel like spending money on those photos. Sorry. You can seem there here.

Now that Zoe seems to have chosen Lonely Boy to be her steady, Fassy is free for us to matchmake. Please. I have one candidate: Kate Winslet.

You remember that sex scene between Kate and Patrick Wilson in Little Children? Now substitute Michael Fassbender. See???? Gossip Wish List!

Michael Fassbender promoted 'A Dangerous Method' in New York with David Cronenberg.
Photo credits: Richie Buxo/Splash

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