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SNL’s mistake was giving him too much to say. The key to Michael Phelps is to shut his mouth, take off his clothes, and focus on everything below the head. The Emmy pre-show hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, learning from Lorne’s mistakes, did just that, using the Olympian wisely, leaving the talking to the professionals and finally forcing him to not wear flipflops for a change.

I was tired of seeing his toes.

Boy looks much better in sneakers under a hazy lens, non?

Introducing Dr McSwimmy…

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PS… and it’s not a spoiler, since the network is putting it out on its ads – is Rose pregnant with Derek’s baby???

 

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