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There was a moment right before a commercial break. They were standing together, jumping up and down and squeeing – it was the cutest thing ever.

Culkins!

Mila, as you can see, was exquisite. But for that French Twist. The green, however, was a showstopper. And a lot better than what she chose for the Critics’ Choice Awards. Mila is single now. If Jakey could stop f-cking around and get with this quick, I will forgive him.

Some of you found Emma Stone too orange. It worked for me. She’s blonde for Spider-Man. I miss her red but I won’t hold it against her. And she’s one of the few who doesn’t offend me in peach. Besides, the material on this Calvin Klein is a dream. The way it moved was a dream. Not a fold, not a wrinkle.

If there was any doubt about why Lindsay Lohan is over, well, you have two examples right here.

Also…Emma’s reaction to RDJ during his presentation, give the girl a gold star. Had that been Lilo? She would have stood up and joined him on stage.


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