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Miley Cyrus played the Honda Centre in Anaheim last night.

Check out the young man grooving behind her. Good wholesome entertainment! The Cyrus Family would probably tell you that God created the crotch grab and that Jesus wanted her to stick her ass right up into it.

Hey, when I was 16, sex was the only subject on my mind too. It’s totally normal.

I’m sorry, what?

We’re not supposed to associate Miley Cyrus with sex?

If that’s the case, we might need to revisit the messaging.

As for her love life, E! Online reports that she and Liam Hemsworth, her co-star in The Last Song, are now “officially a couple”. He was supposedly backstage at one of her shows and they were canoodling, or something.

Well that’s convenient.

Disney has just delayed The Last Song for an April release from January and Miley has been playing trailers and songs from the upcoming movie throughout her tour.

Poor Liam is a pawn.


Photos from Wenn.com and Ahmad Elatab-SaleemElatab/Splashnewsonline.com

Miley Cyrus at the Honda Centre in Anaheim last night

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