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Yesterday Miley Cyrus talked out of her ass about Twilight, said she’s never seen it and never will, flexing like she’s above all hormonal hysteria. Oh reeeee-leeeee?

Yesterday I posted that it was not so much opinion as it was resentment and today it becomes even clearer. Thanks to Carolyn for the link. 

JailBait’s Daddy named his 5 favourite films. 

Guess what made the list?

Yep. 

Twilight.

So her Daddy’s seen it but she hasn’t?

Miley is jealous, that’s what. Daddy isn’t allowed to like someone else. Daddy isn’t allowed to watch something else. Daddy loves Miley! Only Miley! 

Miley! Miley! Miley! Miley! Miley! Miley!

Daddy how could you? 

There’s drilling going on in our building today. It’s making me crazy. Then I watched the first 2 minutes of the video and now I’ve ground my teeth down to half their size.

 


File photo from Wenn.com

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