Miley Cyrus performed for vaccinated frontline workers before the Super Bowl and collaborated with Billy Idol – and I for one would be down if Miley was a halftime headliner one day with special guest… Dolly Parton, her godmother! Maybe when the Super Bowl returns to Tennessee? (Go Fug Yourself) 


Even if you’ve seen this already you should watch it again – the Super Bowl Puppy Predictors! Gary and Ron (LOLOLOLOLOL) were the two puppies on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon who were tasked with predicting the Super Bowl. And … well… they got it right. They weren’t exactly, um, cooperative, but they are so f-cking goofy and sloppy and adorable, and, they foretold the future. (Dlisted) 

The Critics’ Choice nominations have been announced and the critics did not invite Jared Leto to their party which is exactly the right call, unlike the Golden Globes and the SAGs. We all know about the Hollywood Foreign Press’s f-cksh-t but I don’t know why the actors are so far up that guy’s ass and I can only assume what Sarah did, which is that they didn’t actually see the movie. (Pajiba) 

Salma Hayek has a pet owl which is a surprise to me because my impression of owls, from walking trails in British Columbia, is that they can be mean. Which is why you have to be careful if you’re on the trails at certain times of day because they can swoop down and peck at your head, no joke. I’ve never been f-cked up by an owl – but I’m sure an owl could f-ck me up really bad. Clearly Salma does not have this problem. (Cele|bitchy) 

I really, really love this essay about lunchbox food and reclaiming the narrative about the kinds of foods that are considered “different” at lunchtime in school. Has the culture been dominated by only one experience –  which is to be embarrassed by the food that isn’t the western norm – and have we not heard enough from those who were never made to feel shame about their food? And is that how we start to address food shame? (Eater)