If you are, like me, prone to FOMO, it’s hard for us out here right now. We should form a support group for people who can’t be in Paris … because a huge cultural moment is about to happen in Paris tonight. Lucky you, Paris. 

 

Here’s Miley Cyrus who’s been in Paris the last few days. Normally we’d be talking about her outfit, I just talked about a previous outfit earlier this week, but these are not normal circumstances. Her outfit, right now, is irrelevant. 

What’s more relevant is that Beyoncé’s COWBOY CARTER tour has arrived in Paris for three shows, show one is tonight and… well… Beyoncé and Miley in the same city at the same time? This is not a coincidence and it’s definitely NOT a drill. 

 

They are the two most wanted. Or, rather, the “II Most Wanted”, their hit song together, that they won a Grammy for together. Which they have never performed together live. 

It’s happening. Miley was at rehearsal! 

 

This is why Kathleen has been blowing up my phone advance-tracking a livestream from the concert tonight so the rest of suckers around the world can participate in this history virtually, not that that relieves the FOMO in any way but, like, it’s better than not having a livestream, f-ck!

 

But the song is SO good. Their vocals on the track are SO incredibly great together. And it’s Beyoncé + Miley. Between the hair and the looks and the bodies and the star power and the queen energy and the every-goddamn-thing between them and within them and THEM, this is monumental, no hyperbole! 

Paris! Vous êtes bénis!