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I wrote about this the other day. Click here to read more.

So there’s the photo… and then there’s the VIDEO.

Miley Cyrus’s little sister Noah Lindsey and her friend announcing themselves to the world.

Every day they do this at the mall. They line up at the booth, the talent scout booth, and they drag their 5 year olds up to the judgy ladies, and THIS IS THEIR DREAM. THIS VIDEO IS THE DREAM. The Parent’s Dream.

I could only stomach 90 seconds. But then again, you all accuse me of having a black heart and hating pink. Some people probably find this really, really cute. They will call it precocious.

I have another P word for it.

P.I.M.P.

Thanks Emily!

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