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Other than the fact that she"s a collossal mother-hating bitch, I love Mischa Barton. Mostly for her clothes, also because she"s super cute, and it doesn"t hurt that she had cellulite at 18 - always a good pick me up. Since her return from a summer in London though, Mischa"s cute factor has gone dramatically downhill. Not only the style but also the spark - as you can see from her appearance at some Keds event the other day, her face has taken on the dull pallor of Kate Bosworth, and quite possibly all the chemical connotations that go with it. Dead, old eyes, sallow skin, sad smile… and is it me or are her feet freakishly large? See? It doesn"t always pay to be skinny. Especially not with banana boats at the end of your long, lanky legs...

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