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Start your day with a dose of Becks in briefs…

You saw the black and white version yesterday, now here’s the colour. And one more from the Armani campaign – a taste of what Victoria Beckham is grossly underappreciating.

Seriously.

This is a man who needs to bounce that body off of some curves, you know? A man who needs to be received with supple, soft breasts. A man who should not have to risk concussion on a set of concrete tits and injury from his wife’s bones and bunions. A man who deserves to be made love to without posing.

Try to get some work done today, would you?

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