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Few people make me want to poke my eyes out more than Emmy Rossum. How much longer do we have to put up with this virgin til marriage routine? And that expression? That "Rescue me, I like cotton balls and butterflies" expression??? Give me a F&CKING break! Check her out, doing the doe eyes at the UK premiere of Poseidon. Naomi Campbell"s cell phone would have come in handy on a night like this. Not that I"m a proponent of violence but some people just need their hair pulled, you know what I mean?

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