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Natalie Portman did nothing annoying last night. Ok maybe her clapping. But even I can concede that that’s really, really stretching. She looked lovely, her womb did not inform her acceptance speech, and I have to say I quite enjoyed the attitude she was throwing at Giuliana Rancic during the pre-show when she was asked about dumbass sounding baby names. A condescending Natalie Portman is perfectly acceptable in situations where condescension is the only option.

As for her co-star Mila Kunis, in this Alexander McQueen dress, I’m sorry to say in a Randy Jackson way, but it was just meh for me. Like, I don’t think she looked sh-tty or anything, but it didn’t make me stand up and punch myself in the face from the gorgessity, when she’s so very capable, so I guess the reason I wasn’t feeling it is that it was a little safe.

You know what isn’t a little safe though?

Mila Kunis + Justin Timberlake.

Justin did not bring Jessica Biel.

Would these pictures have happened if Biel was there? I love this game!

Apparently Mila and JT were hanging out at one of the afterparties too. Like on a couch. All friendly and sh-t. It’s his 30th birthday today. We’ll see new photos of him with Biel by end of day tomorrow. Trust.


Photos from Kevork Djansezian/Jason Merritt/Frazer Harrison/Kevin Winter/Gettyimages.com

Mila Kunis, with Justin Timberlake, and Natalie Portman attended the SAG Awards in 2011.

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