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Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher were photographed today on set of their new movie. A romantic comedy about two friends who agree to do it without commitment. Weird. Sound familiar? Justin Timberlake is supposed to be making a movie based on the same premise with Mila Kunis.

Sh-t. Don't they have any original ideas in Hollywood anymore?

Natalie and Ashton, despite the fact that he's literally over a foot taller than her, make a hot couple. And I like when she's funny. She's a funny bitch when she's being funny. But Justin and Mila make a hot couple too. So now it's a hot-off. Only Shelf Ass Jessica Biel isn't invited.


Photos from PacificCoastNews.com

Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher on set of their new movie

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