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Awards shows are exhausting.

Just need to have some lunch and give my beagle some love. He went to the forest yesterday and like a dumbass decided to lick some poo. Kept us up all night with the sh-ts, poor guy. Now he’s feeling sorry for himself under the covers.

Be back in a flash…but in the meantime, just in case this was lost in the Globes drama, Neil Patrick Harrison on SNL. His monologue killed. 

Don’t tell my main ‘mo Darren but I wouldn’t remember Darren if NPH wanted me for his hag. Besides, Darren lately has been entertaining gay fantasies about Mario Lopez. He says you have to be gay to understand.

…the f-ck? 

One of my bosses at eTalk looks like Neil. It’s very distracting. 

And the Two First Names skit made my life!

File photos from Wenn.com

Neil Patrick Harris

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