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Like, Oh.My.Goddess. Can’t believe we hadn’t thought of this earlier. Nick Lachey and Alyssa Milano! Low level celeb heaven, TV for life, both divorced, equally matched on the hotness scale, sexy enough to drive Jessica crazy, and just b-list enough together to make an incredibly compelling reality tv show about “Finding Love After Love”. Can you see it? I totally can! Anyway, here they are at the Cosmo Fun Fearless Men of 2006 Event (per Perez Hilton ) the other night, where Nick delivered these puppy-dog adorable words upon receiving his award: "Wow- I really want to talk to [fellow honoree] Greg [Behrendt] later because I"m really intrigued by his book It"s Called A Break Up Because It"s Broken. In all honesty, it"s a little ironic to receive the "fun and fearless" award right now because in some ways I feel that at this point in my life I"ve never been more afraid." Now does Nick Lachey know how to score some sympathy cooch or what???

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