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Here are Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and their girls at Sydney airport yesterday. I’ve decided that a nude underlay with a black dress should never be attempted again. Also...why does she continue to insist on that f-cking kitten heel? It’s gross.

Did you miss Nicole at the Oscars?

I did not.

But I do consider her Balenciaga with the red neck bow superior to Emma Stone’s. How does that happen anyway?

Had a conversation about Nicole with some industry people in LA this week. Here's how one agent summed up her career:

"She needs to start being ok with playing moms. Of teenagers. And not just the hot aunt."

Agree or disagree?

Photo credits: Grey Wasp/Blue Wasp/Splash

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