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Is it just me or does this new photoshoot for W remind you of the Pitts’ infamous “dysfunctional family” spread last year? Something about the seductive yet sinister feel of the images? Maybe it’s just me. So here she is, airbrushed but totally gorgeous and sexy as all hell, alongside the new triumphant Bond – they look fantastic together, non? Makes me wonder – why did she have to hire from Country? Why not Daniel Craig? Love Nicole with straight hair and I especially love it when she plays sultry vixen…SO much more convincing than devoted small town housewife raising her kids and relaxing in the cornfields. And ultimately, that’s the saddest part. Because Nicole Kidman could TOTALLY have stood on her own without engaging in this farce, don’t you think? As for Daniel – be still, be still my quivering loins. Source

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