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Madame Tussaud’s has just unveiled their new Nicole Kidman figure. And of course it’s nearly impossible to tell which is which. But remember… as Granny Freeze said herself: she’s never had any work done. None. Never.

In fact, she’s so naturally beautiful she also says she doesn’t require much time, if any, in the makeup chair. In the last issue of Us Weekly in the “Loose Talk” section, Nicole was quoted as saying:

I can get ready in five minutes…and I’m 20 minutes in the hair and makeup chair. They call me the quickest actress in the business.

No surgery my Chinese ass.

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