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I tried on these Helmut Lang pants a few months ago at Intermix. They’re amazing. But it was one of those days, you know? Where my bulges were extra offensive. So I didn’t go home with them. But if I could pull them off like Nicole Richie with a frayed eyeletty leather top like this, I totally would.

If it were Cameron Diaz though, I feel like she would bring up the shoe game and go neon which is my crack right now. More on this later.

Nicole Richie attends the NBC Universal Summer Press Day
Photo credits: Wenn, Christopher Polk/Getty

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