Probably we don’t care about Noah Centineo right now as much as we cared about him exactly a year ago in the weeks following the release of To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before on Netflix and we were obsessed with Lara Jean Covey and Peter Kavinsky. We may care more about him in the coming weeks though as we near the release of the new Charlie’s Angels movie…maybe? I feel like we’re going to be more obsessed with the actual Angels, Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, and Ella Balinska. Also Elizabeth Banks who directs and also plays one of the Bosleys. 

Noah can try though. He can try with his new blonde beard. Here’s what he posted on Instagram stories:


Then he claimed, jokingly?, that he would never bleach his beard: 


It’s pretty clear that he didn’t wake up one day suddenly with a blonde beard. Especially since this, and others, also exists on his Instagram:


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Let’s take a look at this beard though. 


I have very strong feelings against this. Strongly and firmly against. 

Also, does Noah’s blonde beard remind you of another blonde beard? It reminds me of Spencer Pratt whose blonde beard, I think, is legit.