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As you know, I’m not a fan of the red dress. I just find that you can take a really great design, and make it red, and suddenly it loses its imagination. Anyway, as also previously mentioned, I don’t know about the wisdom of a red dress on a red carpet. This is Noomi Rapace at the Rome Film Festival premiere of Babycall wearing a boring red dress that really undersells her. Another problem I have with the red dress is that it always looks jarring with a black shoe, although these particular black shoes, Christian Louboutin, I believe, because I have the bootie version of them, on another day, with another outfit, are pretty spectacular which, I’m sorry, I think I just backdoor complimented my own sh-t, but then again, if I didn’t love them, I wouldn’t have bought them, right?

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