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I think I understand the idea behind the all whiteness of her outfit. Like in an alternate universe, the way it looked in her mind (or her stylist’s mind) was way cooler than how it ended up. But this is how it ended up: white from head to toe without any shape and worse still, standing next to the impossible Charlize Theron who, I dunno, looks almost embarrassed to be extra tall and lithe beside Noomi’s white and blobby.

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