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Someone needs to have a torrid affair with this woman. And I need to know every detail. Because I love her.

Maybe Leonardo Dicaprio. Because he’s disappoint her. And only Olga could react properly. Only a girl like Olga, with all her Eastern European drama, would take a Ukrainian axe to his groin if for missing lift off. And then she’d run for Viggo Mortensen. And they’d paint together and make love between arguments. Amazing.

Here’s Olga Kurylenko in two looks: in Rome on the red carpet and in grey skinny jeans with killer bitch gold heels in Spain promoting Bond.

Can you believe Denise Richards was a Bond Girl???

Blasphemy!

Photos from Flynetonline.com

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