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I’m a little bit confused about why Olivia Newton John had to carry that huge bag with her while posing at the photo call for A Few Best Men at the Rome Film Festival the other day. Quite like the Diane Keaton—ness of the outfit but the bag...like there should be a handler nearby who can hold on to the bag, you know? Then I stopped caring about the bag. Because Holy.Sh-t. her face. It’s the face of a 50 year old trying to be a 15 year old. I think they’ve reconstructed an entirely new jawline. If you squint you might even mistake her for Ashley Tisdale. Who keeps telling these women that this is a good idea?

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