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The manliest elf in Hollywood booted around New York yesterday on his bike, dropping off girlfriend and model Miranda Kerr.

But In Touch reported that she and Orlando Bloom were bust?

As usual, In Touch is full of ass.

Clearly, Orly and Miranda are fine. And still all over each other in public too. Apparently they couldn’t keep their hands off each other at dinner Monday night. “Hot and heavy” petting in the middle of the dining room.

Really?

Can you imagine Bloomy hot and heavy anything? I can’t. Because I’m 34 years old which is 20 years too old.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr make out at dinner in New York

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