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Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom is rockin’ a new three whisker moustache…you likey?

Please.

Daniel Radcliffe inspires more quiver and even that is seriously marginal.

So here’s Orly leaving a party the other night, trailed by a girl the pappies are calling his new romance. Apparently they went home together after getting “intimate” inside the club. Looking at her it seems surprising. After all, she appears to be a grown woman out of her teens…and not of the loser variety with too many cats and no life outside the Shire.

So probably bullsh-t then, yes?


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