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It was a popular week for celebrity birthdays. Keira Knightley rang in her 21st in flapper style in London with new boyfriend Rupert in tow. Not my favourite get up, especially since she looks like a possessed doll but hey, at the very least, her massive jaw isn"t setting off a lunar eclipse. That hunk of British hotness by her side doesn"t hurt either. Now this is the kind of bloke that sets a fire down below. Love the high, sharp cheekbones. Love the sexy as all hell top lip overbite. Love that he"s pretty without pansy, unlike that weak ass Orly Bloom who probably couldn"t slamf&ck you even if you gave him a manual.

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