I’ve been holding some Oscar Isaac photos to post this week because the biggest movie of the year is coming out in 48 hours which I’m seeing on Saturday and that would be Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Sarah’s review of The Last Jedi will be posted this afternoon, as soon as the embargo is lifted. She saw it yesterday. And she told me afterwards that everyone is going to have an even bigger Oscar Isaac problem if they don’t have one already which means I’m just going to have to fight you all again because I Saw Him First. If you are new to this site, let me explain this regular feature to you: I Saw Him First means that I was on Oscar Isaac welllllll before he was in Star Wars, welllll before he became the internet’s boyfriend, welllll before Buzzfeed came along to post articles about his dreamy eyes and his beautiful hair, I was posting articles about his dreamy eyes and his beautiful hair – like a decade ago!
Here’s Oscar over the last couple of weeks promoting The Last Jedi with his dreamy eyes and beautiful hair. He looks great in that winter sweater, doesn’t he? Of course he does. I always knew he would look great in a winter sweater? Why? Because I Saw Him First.
I even saw him before that famewhore punk, the Kardashian of droids, BB-8. Why can’t any of you see through BB-8’s devious cuteness?
Here he is with Thom Yorke who rarely poses with anyone. And somehow BB-8 scammed his way in there with his baby squeaks and beady little eyes. What have I been trying to TELL YOU.