Movie Reviews and Previews George Clooney and Josh Brolin in Hail, Caesar! After my review of The Choice, which I hated, I got a slew of “why do you even review movies if you hate everything” emails, including one from a person who suggested that I just “try and put a positive spin” on my reviews. Well, to make up for my By Sarah • Feb 08, 2016 12:37 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews New Captain Ameri—He shot Tony Stark IN THE FACE! I’m just assuming Lainey is Team Iron Man because Tony Stark is her favorite Avenger, so she’s probably not going to be Team Winter Soldier at all because the new Captain America: Civil War Super Bowl TV spot shows Bucky Barnes firing a gun point-blank in Tony Stark’ By Sarah • Feb 08, 2016 12:11 pm
Music Chris Martin of Maroon 5 If that means nothing to you, please enjoy this: Cookie says she didn’t mean it and that post has since been deleted. But still. STILL. There’s a point here. And I’m pretty sure there were times during their alleged halftime performance that even Coldplay didn’t know By Lainey • Feb 08, 2016 11:36 am
Music Beyonce’s Formation Everything that needed to be said has already been said – on Twitter, in the New York Times, and Sarah Silverman: Think about that. Releasing a brand new song just hours before performing live on that stage, the most watched televised event of the year, and it’s already familiar. And By Lainey • Feb 08, 2016 11:01 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for February 8, 2016 Dear Gossips, Happy New Year! Gung Hay Fat Choy! It's the Year of the Monkey. The Monkey is a playful, fun-loving, sometimes mischievous sign. Miley Cyrus was born a monkey. She is such a monkey. It's understandable to presume that when it's your year By Lainey • Feb 08, 2016 09:39 am
Lifestyle Duana Names: Gender-Neutral Doesn’t Exist Hey Duana, I have a son who's coming up on 10 years old who we named Rafferty, after an old-timey Australian actor called Chips Rafferty (we are Australian). Someone said to me recently that Rafferty would soon follow names like Riley and Rowan which were once boy names By Duana • Feb 05, 2016 04:33 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 5, 2016 Diane Keaton is publishing a book called, “The House That Pinterest Built.” I prefer Houzz. .@Spicyqbin I'm in love with @Pinterest. In fact, I'm publishing a book called "The House That Pinterest Built." I'm so excited. Thank you!— Diane Keaton (@Diane_Keaton) By Maria • Feb 05, 2016 04:19 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: Oral Limitations Here's another sex question for you. In the past few years, I have developed problems with TMJ. Historically, I've been pretty great at giving head, but now unless we are talking about a penis the thickness of my index finger, I get agonizing jaw pain within By Sasha • Feb 05, 2016 04:01 pm
Royals Prince Harry’s weekly outings You know what I wrote earlier about Beyonce and the value making people miss you? Click here for a refresher. The exception to that, of course, is being royal. Because when the people pay for your royalness, you can’t withhold yourself from them. You do, actually, have to be By Lainey • Feb 05, 2016 02:12 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Natalie’s chevron sleeves It’s not the deep cleave that’s getting my attention here. It’s the chevron sheer down the sleeve. Love it. I think it saves the dress, actually. Because I’m not sure it’s cut properly around the middle. By Lainey • Feb 05, 2016 01:33 pm
TV Live Blog Tom Hardy before the Oscars On Monday we say Happy New Year, welcome the Year of the Monkey. On Monday the Toronto Zoo will also be making an announcement about the baby pandas. The cubs are now 4 months old. And we’ll learn their names on Chinese New Year! Click here to visit the By Lainey • Feb 05, 2016 01:11 pm
Joel Coen The Coen Brothers get dragged into #OscarsSoWhite Though regular figures during award season—they’re nominated this year for Best Original Screenplay for Bridge of Spies—Joel and Ethan Coen are not very interested in the Oscars. They also have the unfortunate timing as to be promoting a new movie, Hail, Caesar!, during this contentious award season, By Sarah • Feb 05, 2016 12:42 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate Hudson’s curls Kate Hudson had fun with a curling iron last night. I just googled “Kate Hudson short hair”. I scrolled 3 pages. I think this might be the shortest I’ve ever seen it? You like? I think I might like it better if she’d brushed through the curl. Why By Lainey • Feb 05, 2016 12:16 pm
Music The Halftime Others As you know, Coldplay will be backing up Beyonce at the Super Bowl on Sunday. They can use up all the minutes they want. The only minutes that will matter will be HER minutes. In addition to B, Bruno Mars is also confirmed to make an appearance. Which basically pushes By Lainey • Feb 05, 2016 11:51 am
Music The Half-time Star Let’s be clear. Beyonce will be the showcase during the halftime show at the Super Bowl on Sunday. I mean, Coldplay might be “officially” declared the halftime act by the NFL but, knowing now that Beysus is part of the event, well, it means she IS the event. Especially By Lainey • Feb 05, 2016 11:15 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The Nicholas Sparks White People Experience Have you ever seen a beer commercial and looked at all the happy, smiling white people of above-average attractiveness and apparently unlimited income frolicking on a beach or at a barbecue and thought, Gosh, I wish that was my life? Well now you can! Yes, it’s true, YOU can By Sarah • Feb 05, 2016 10:41 am
