Blind Riddles The Loyal Customer For years I’ve been saying that she is such a bitch. Like, terrifying. And humourless, unless you’re famous. But on a red carpet? If she’s sneering at you? There’s venom. Behind that cool, tall beauty, she’s vicious. Now, maybe I understand why. Turns out she By Lainey • Jun 04, 2014 12:19 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Double Serenity? There’s a report coming out of Germany about Charlene of Serenity’s pregnancy… She’s having Monaco’s twins? Do twins run in the Grimaldi family? Apparently her dad told a friend who told everyone. And also posted it on Twitter. Ohhhhh kayyyy… Let’s gossip. Because I’ll By Lainey • Jun 04, 2014 11:51 am
Media Manipulation Mila, Channing and the February woodshed Late yesterday Warner Brothers announced that the Wachowski siblings’ new movie starring Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis, Jupiter Ascending (aka Jackie and Potatohead Do Space), has been kicked from its sweet July 18 opening to February 6, 2015. It’s not surprising. When the tracking data was released for July By Sarah • Jun 04, 2014 11:34 am
Cheating Loins The last days of Slum Bear? PEOPLE posted an article late yesterday about Jennifer Lopez and the status of her relationship with her Slum Lover Casper Smart. The title: Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Are Still Together – 'Technically,' Source Says Technically. And the subtext here is “for now”. At issue: he may have been By Lainey • Jun 04, 2014 11:18 am
Media Manipulation What does Beyonce mean? Beyonce is on the cover of T, The New York Times style magazine. The profile features a Beyonce photo shoot…but no Beyonce interview. So, she agreed to appear in the publication and, for one reason or another, decided not to speak. Instead the writer discusses the Beyonce phenomenon, Beyonce’ By Lainey • Jun 04, 2014 11:03 am
Intro for June 4, 2014 Dear Gossips, Andy Cohen is apparently developing a show featuring people who claim they’ve slept with celebrities. So, like, Twi-Hards, but those who actually were able to close the deal. Do you care? I LOVE gossip, live for gossip, crusade for gossip…and I don’t care. Here’s By Lainey • Jun 04, 2014 10:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ball gowns at the playground Mimi took her kids to the park and this is what she wore. And since she was wearing a ball gown, she was recognised by some fans and they wanted to have their photo taken and she agreed and posted those shots on Twitter too. It’s not that she By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 04:49 pm
Gross Picture Him On Top Of You: Robin Thicke edition I have never found Robin Thicke attractive. He’s always smelled like skeeve to me. And that was before Blurred Lines and putting his fingers up a random’s ass on Instagram. But now that he’s done all that? Dude is dripping douche oil all over the place. The By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 04:32 pm
Bad Style Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 03:38 pm
Media Manipulation Marvel’s dating drama Ever since Edgar Wright abruptly left Ant-Man a little over a week ago, Marvel has been listening to “I Will Survive” on repeat, drinking wine coolers, and promising that it’s “like soooooo fine.” To that end, Marvel is already dating around, looking for a new director. Evidently conducting its By Sarah • Jun 03, 2014 03:21 pm
Lifestyle Duana Names: Name Nerd Jackpot Hi Duana, I love your name-nerd column! My husband and I have hit the name-nerd jackpot: we're expecting twins soon! A boy and a girl. We have a long, hard to pronounce last name, so we want to keep our babies names on the simpler side. We also By Duana • Jun 03, 2014 02:56 pm
Bad Style OMG. A kitten on a twin Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen won Accessories of the Year for The Row last night at the CFDAs. I love The Row. I love them. But… Look at Ashley's feet. It’s a kitten heel. A f-cking kitten heel. There is no love here at LaineyGossip for the kitten By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 02:36 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: My “model-hot” best friend I have a sitch Sasha that I need your take on. I just started dating this wonderful guy, we’ve been eyeing each other for a while and we finally made it official about 3 months ago. I love him and we have such a great time together and he By Sasha • Jun 03, 2014 01:25 pm
Media Manipulation Angelina, China, Cleopatra Angelina Jolie is in Shanghai promoting Maleficent. The movie did well at the box office here. And there’s so much money over in China, she has to go get it. Brad Pitt did not join her for the trip. We’ll come back to him later. As you can By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 01:02 pm
Bad Style Lupita or Boring? Lupita Nyong’o wore something you probably hate to the CFDAs last night. Me? I’m all over it. The makeup. The colours. The shorts/pants. The length of the shorts/pants. I mean, it’s a fashion event. Why bother with a strapless ball gown or some forgettable cocktail By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 11:28 am
Douchebags Comma asshole Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange comma asshole too? The paps were pissing him off the other day. They got in his face. It’s annoying, of course it is. So he decided to tell one of them to suck his dick and then By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 10:43 am
