Break Ups GOOP > MET It was confirmed a few days before the MET Gala that Gwyneth Paltrow would not be attending. She had a sh-tty time last year and she’s had a sh-tty personal time lately and, also, the GOOP pop-up shoppe is happening at the Brentwood Country Mart this week. The Brentwood By Lainey • May 07, 2014 01:20 pm
Lifestyle Sasha’s INTO IT: Revlon Bold Lacquer Mascara WHAT: REVLON BOLD LACQUER MASCARA WHERE: CLICK HERE WHY: You know when you crack open a new tube of mascara and it doesn't really kick into all of its goodness until two weeks in? Well, fuck that. This new mascara from Revlon is love at first swipe - By Sasha • May 07, 2014 12:26 pm
Amazingness Julia Roberts: on swearing and “sublime” Julia Roberts is currently promoting HBO’s The Normal Heart. That means a lot of Julia being Julia. Which means Julia honking, Julia lecturing, Julia judging… Julia being Julia. Which is kinda like Mimi being Mimi. Except Mimi doesn’t call it anything other than what it is. Julia pretends By Lainey • May 07, 2014 12:04 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews He’s not coming back The last time we talked about the (totally unnecessary) Point Break remake, Gerard Butler was signing on to play Bodhi. This movie is an abomination—the remake, not Point Break, which is holy relic of Bad Action Cinema— and I’m halfway convinced that “Point Break remake” is some kind By Sarah • May 07, 2014 11:38 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Gaining weight in a healthy way Hey Hayley! I've got a question that I guess is a bit different than most of the people who write to you. I'm wondering if you can help me gain weight. Back story - I'm in my late twenties, 5'5", and By Hayley • May 07, 2014 11:21 am
Media Manipulation Maleficent in Paris Everybody's all like, Angelina Jolie skipped the MET Gala to promote Maleficent in Paris with Elle Fanning but...when does she ever go to the MET Gala? I’m pretty sure she’s never been to the MET Gala. There are certainly no photos of it from an By Lainey • May 07, 2014 10:59 am
Gross Johnny Depp holds his girlfriend Do you feel like Johnny Depp is in your face a LOT these days? A lot more than he ever used to be? We’d go months not seeing him before. A long, long time. JD knew how to go underground. Like Tom Cruise, like Brange, he has the resources, By Lainey • May 07, 2014 09:36 am
Blind Riddles He likes them big & buff He took off for the desert recently. To relax. And party. Without his girl. And gets high and hooks up with random men online (he likes them super pretty and super jacked), inviting them to his hotel room for a night of drugs and sex. Two problems here. First, he’ By Lainey • May 07, 2014 09:13 am
Met Gala 2014 Intro for May 7, 2014 Dear Gossips, Did you notice how much better so many celebrities looked at the MET Gala AFTER the MET Gala? Best example: Kate Upton. Check her out in black and white – WITH A CAPE! – as she headed into the Boom Boom Room for the after-party. Now compare this to what By Lainey • May 07, 2014 09:01 am
Bad Style Michelle Williams: Worst of the MET 2014 Look, I don’t want to do this, I really don’t. No, Michelle Williams’s Louis Vuitton wasn’t technically worse than Katie Holmes or Kate Upton, but in spirit, it was much more … disappointing. Because you don’t expect much from those other two. Holmes and Upton aren’ By Lainey • May 06, 2014 03:39 pm
Style Beysus & SJP: Best of the MET 2014 Sorry I had to make a tie. I just can’t decide between these two. Let’s start with Beyonce because I don’t want to get disappeared. Also, on our team we allllll agreed on this. She nailed it. She got it. She GOT IT. Riccardo Tisci wouldn’t By Lainey • May 06, 2014 03:27 pm
Gorgessity Lupita Nyong’o: MET’s Most Controversial OK. Let’s talk about Lupita. According to my email, it’s about a 50/50 split. Half of you LOATHED her Prada. The other half of you adored it. The loathers were more screechy than adorers, just saying. That’s pretty much how it broken down here at LaineyGossip. By Lainey • May 06, 2014 01:13 pm
Bad Style Katie Holmes & Kate Upton: MET Scarlett O’Haras We should all be thanking these two Kates for being at the MET Gala last night. For delivering the vom. Like, what does Anna Wintour have against Kate Upton? Two years ago she had to pay her own way into the party. Last year, she was invited… But then… Wait. By Lainey • May 06, 2014 01:01 pm
Lifestyle Duana Names: U.N. Intervention Duana, We need an objective and outside name nerd opinion! I’m due in 11 days and my husband and I are at an absolute standoff with respect to names. The first time around our girl’s name was relatively straightforward and it just clicked, yet this negotiation has been By Duana • May 06, 2014 12:40 pm
Top Reads Charlize & Sean: MET exact These two are a mind f-ck. A MIND F-CK. Would you have predicted, yesterday, before the event, that it would be Charlize Theron and Sean Penn arrivng at the MET Gala wearing the purest interpretation of the dress code?!?!? She’s in Dior, predictably, and it’s lovely, naturally, but By Lainey • May 06, 2014 12:28 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: My real fake proposal and wedding Hey Sasha, Some background details: my husband and I started dating very soon after I got out of a long (4 year) relationship. I was an american living in canada on a work permit, and he is canadian. my work permit was set to run out soon, and I needed By Sasha • May 06, 2014 12:05 pm
