Movie Reviews and Previews The Tourist 2: Mortdecai After Johnny Depp’s Mortdecai got kicked to February 2015, it was clear that it was not going to be a good movie. But just how not-good it will be was a mystery, at least until yesterday when the first trailer was released. We now have some idea of By Sarah • Aug 13, 2014 10:24 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The only Jackie Chan Jackie Chan was in London yesterday promoting his film Chinese Zodiac. Look at him. I have been looking at him, watching him, since I was probably 2 years old. I’m 40 now. HE’S EXACTLY THE SAME. Ginseng > Botox. Maybe some snake blood too. He only takes one By Lainey • Aug 13, 2014 10:04 am
Music Intro for August 13, 2014 Dear Gossips, So there’s a rumour going around that they’ve already lined up the Super Bowl halftime performer… Carrie Underwood. I can see why. She already does the Sunday Night Football song. And there’s really no potential controversy. Also, she can sing live (her singing wasn’t By Lainey • Aug 13, 2014 09:34 am
Jude Law Jude Law’s moves There’s a move that Jude Law makes at the end of The Holiday, and the only way I can describe it is with the word “shimmy”, which is a word I hate, but that’s what he does, he “shimmies” up to Cameron Diaz, and …it kinda works. It By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 05:04 pm
Hook Ups Becca & Reek? For those of you who’ve been asking whether or not Jacek liked Pitch Perfect – like I said, I have to convince him to watch it. When it ended, he loved it. He was all over the Elizabeth Banks/John Michael Higgins colour commentary. He laughed at all of Rebel By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 04:45 pm
Blake Lively Oh Gosh, Blake Lively Blake Lively covers the new issue of MARIE CLAIRE. Everything you expect from a Blake Lively interview is here. She talks about food, a lot. She talks about how her husband is her best friend. Her “greatest joy comes from Canada”. She wants to give back to the world. She By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 04:20 pm
Gorgessity Charlie at the hotel UPDATE: Thanks to everyone who wrote in with identification! Her name is Astrid Berges-Frisbey. She’s an actress. Charlie Hunnam was photographed in London today outside the Soho Hotel with a really, really, really pretty girl. She looks to me a little like Alicia Vikander although I don’t By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 03:27 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Nicole’s books and movies Keith Urban stopped by the set of The Family Fang today in New York to visit Nicole Kidman. The two were seen walking around holding hands. The Family Fang, as you know, is based on the book of the same name by Kevin Wilson. I was excited about the prospect By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 01:37 pm
Dumbass Ashton Kutcher copies? For some reason, we’ve been told to believe that Ashton Kutcher is some kind of tech expert. They send him new phones and he tests out apps and he played Steve Jobs and accumulated a lot of followers on Twitter and this is supposed to mean that he’s By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 12:19 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The Giver’s palette You know when you buy a makeup palette at the drugstore it usually comes in a 3 kit and all the colours are complementary? The Giver red carpet last night made me think of that. Katie Holmes, Taylor Swift, and Odeya Rush all dressed to coordinate. And even the step- By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 12:00 pm
Gorgessity JLO’s business romper This is why celebrities are not “just like us”, no matter how often they try to sell that to you. Because check out Jennifer Lopez on her way to a business meeting yesterday. Do you like her romper? I f-cking LOVE this romper. I love the colour. I love By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 11:16 am
Movie Reviews and Previews You guys, Aquaman is cool! Last Friday Zack Snyder, ringmaster of Superhero Face Punch, was listening to a local sports talk radio show in Detroit when he heard the DJs bashing Aquaman, echoing pretty much everyone’s sentiments when it comes to Aquaman, which is—really? So Snyder called into the show to defend Aquaman, By Sarah • Aug 12, 2014 11:02 am
Quiveration The new Keanu Reeves There’s another Nicholas Sparks movie coming out in November. It’s called The Best Of Me. The trailer was released a couple of days ago. Predictably they used that John Legend wedding song that keeps repeating on the radio. So you’ll recognise the signature Sparks story. Much like By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 10:33 am
Intro for August 12, 2014 Dear Gossips, Pitch Perfect, which was on my list of Top 10 movies of 2012 was on last night. Jacek’s never seen it. So we watched together after I promised that even though it follows a formula, it’s smart and funny and, well, everything else on television was By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 09:51 am
Music Teen Choice GIF Assumption It’s hard to listen to the radio right now. Because Problem is every other song. Every time he hears it, Jacek gets all ragey when he’s driving. Is it because the song is annoying? Or is it the singer who’s annoying? The singer with the constantly beseeching By Lainey • Aug 11, 2014 04:34 pm
Gross If Franco was in a boy band… What boy band would it be? Is he a New Kid? Or a Backstreet? Do you see him ‘NSYNC? I think maybe Color Me Badd. Doesn’t get much skeezier than Color Me Badd, so, like, perfect for a dude who creeps on young girls on social media. What freaks By Lainey • Aug 11, 2014 03:25 pm
