Met Gala 2014 Anne Hathaway: MET Red To be honest, it’s kind of a letdown. Anne Hathaway was my MET Best last year. Click here for a refresher. That shock blonde. That exquisite Valentino dress. Those eyes. She was magnificent. Here? I won’t remember it in two days. Knowing that Annie is capable of bringing By Lainey • May 06, 2014 07:14 am
Met Gala 2014 Rashida Jones: MET’s Most Painful Pain. All around. I’m in pain because Rashida Jones deserved a much better dress than the one Tory Burch gave her. And she’s in pain because… Look at the dress Tory Burch gave her. Lilac, lavender, whatever. It’s a sh-tty colour. It’s never NOT sh-tty. And By Lainey • May 06, 2014 07:04 am
Met Gala 2014 Bradley Cooper: MET Beefcake Remember when I said last week that I wasn’t feeling the new Bradley Cooper, all jacked up and thick? Click here for a refresher. He’s put on 40 lbs of muscle for a role and, well, it doesn’t work in a tuxedo. Do you see a neck? By Lainey • May 06, 2014 06:51 am
Met Gala 2014 Maggie, Jake, and all his MET exes Reese, Kiki, Taylor… One, two, three… You see what I just did there? Jake Gyllenhaal had the most exes at the MET Gala last night. His date: big sister Maggie Gyllenhaal. Sometimes I get the sense that she protects him more than he could possibly protect her. Pay attention to By Lainey • May 06, 2014 06:26 am
Met Gala 2014 Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez: Making up at the MET Good news for girls everywhere… Justin Bieber can’t keep them apart. Not for long. After an estrangement that lasted almost half a year, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez made up at the MET Gala last night. And they wanted to let you know about it right away. Or they By Lainey • May 06, 2014 06:15 am
Met Gala 2014 Kirsten Dunst: MET Death Star In Rodarte, no surprise. The surprise here is that it’s almost palatable to non-fashion people. I love the mismatched shoulder. I love mixing match of different materials. I love the draping above the waist. But all that isn’t enough until the Death Star comes along and elevates the By Lainey • May 06, 2014 05:54 am
Met Gala 2014 Reese Witherspoon: MET’s Most Annoying Stella McCartney always shows up at the MET Gala with her annual version of the Plastics. This year: Rihanna, Cara Delevingne, Kate Bosworth, and Reese Witherspoon whose MET appearance was the first of her career. And she looked it. In irritating pink, of course. And a bustline only the MiniVan By Lainey • May 06, 2014 05:46 am
Met Gala 2014 The MET Gala 2014 Also called Anna Wintour’s annual prom. Some say it’s the Oscars of fashion. That title seems appropriate this year given the theme: White Tie with decorations. It was a celebration of couturier Charles James. So whatever a celebrity (and not a regular person because, remember, this is not By Lainey • May 06, 2014 05:36 am
Intro for May 6, 2014 Dear Gossips, Did you overdose on taffeta and sateen? Here’s what you want out of an event like the MET Gala: spectacular wins AND spectacular losses. By that standard, the event was a success. Because holy sh-t there were moments. Moments of gasping delight, moments of choking horror. We’ By Lainey • May 06, 2014 05:23 am
Relationship Assumption Charlize & Sean…and SNL? Charlize Theron and Sean Penn arrived hand in hand in New York yesterday. And I repeat, I REPEAT, these two are still f-cking up my sh-t. What is up with 2014? George Clooney gets engaged. Sean Penn shows public affection while cameras are around. This might be a vintage year By Lainey • May 05, 2014 04:06 pm
Child Stars Mac looks a lot better Did we agree that we all kinda worry about Macaulay Culkin? He ended up hating it, didn’t he? The fame. He just could never get comfortable with the fame. And all the other personal struggles that he had to manage under the weight of the fame. For a while By Lainey • May 05, 2014 03:38 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Brange 2015 This story broke late on Friday. And when I first saw the headline, I thought I’d have to put down my vodka and go back to work. But then I read the story and there were no additional details and I thought it could wait until today. According to By Lainey • May 05, 2014 03:23 pm
Eddie Redmayne Eddie kisses too I love creeping on couples kissing in the subway. Actually, not just kissing. Fighting too. And flirting. Especially when they’re teenagers. It’s the best. Imagine you were at the subway though, in New York, and there’s Eddie Redmayne kissing his girlfriend Hannah Bagshawe? I’d get on By Lainey • May 05, 2014 01:32 pm
Mad Men Do-Over Mad Men Season 7 Episode 4 recap There are very, very few things about this show that I find incongruous. That is, most of the time, even when there’s a pointed remark about time, and how different things are – or a plot about a computer taking over a whole By Duana • May 05, 2014 12:35 pm
Maple Leaf Rachel kissing Patrick Please note, Rachel McAdams is not kissing Ryan Gosling. Please note, they have not gotten back together. I stress this because there was some bullsh-t that was reported a couple of months ago when people thought Gosling and Eva Mendes broke up. They did not. But you keep wishing for By Lainey • May 05, 2014 12:02 pm
TV Updates The Beygency & Justin Timberlake I thought Andrew Garfield did a great job on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Good energy, good commitment, and of course Emma Stone was part of it. Definitely one of the strongest hosts of the season. Even his closing remarks were endearing. And did you see them at the end By Lainey • May 05, 2014 11:34 am
