Oscars 2014 Jared Leto: Oscars Best Man (Duana) So here we are. Jared Leto won, and he is my Best Man. My 15-year-old self is looking at me askance. See, I was as big a fan of My So-Called Life as anyone, but Jordan Catalano did not make me squee. He scared me. He seemed angry and sad. By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 03:09 pm
Oscars 2014 Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves: Best Oscar Kiss Now that he’s actually a proper Oscar winner – what’s up Sarah Nostradamus! – you think people could properly pronounce Matthew McConaughey’s name? It’s not Mick-con-ah-KAY. It’s not Mick-con-ah-HEE. It’s Mick-con-ah-HAY. Anyway, that was a good kiss when his name was called. I believed that kiss. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 02:59 pm
Oscars 2014 Anne Hathaway: Worst Oscar Presenter? I put a question mark at the end here because, well, as an Anne Hathaway apologist, it's kind of become a habit, a habit to keep asking -- if she did it differently would she still find a way to annoy you? But what a difference in a By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 02:12 pm
Oscars 2014 Sandra Bullock: Most Confusing Oscar Outfit Let’s review the facts about Sandra Bullock. She’s absolute box office gold. She’s kind of fun and funny and, even more than my beloved Julia, she’s one of the boys about the whole "we’re chill about the fact that we’re super rich making By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 01:59 pm
Oscars 2014 Channing Tatum: Oscar regular? Is this, like, three years in a row now that Channing Tatum has presented at the Oscars? I remember him being paired with Jennifer Aniston. Then last year he danced with Charlize Theron. This time he graduated to a solo appearance. But you already know that Tatum is a power By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 01:45 pm
Oscars 2014 Julia Roberts: Oscar Memory Loss It’s time. There was no "Who’s Natalie", but my woman still delivered some serious love, and it’s time to address it. Get comfy. First of all, the dress was not my thing. Bored now. I get that Julia slides herself firmly into the "classics& By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 01:31 pm
Oscars 2014 Bradley Cooper: Two Oscar Dates The actors always get the prime positions. And placing the actors is always a good game of hierarchy. Meryl Streep and Leonardo DiCaprio were nominated for leading performances so it made sense to have them in the front row. Julia Roberts had to sit in the second row because, presumably, By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 01:14 pm
Oscars 2014 Jennifer Lawrence: Brewing Oscar Backlash It’s starting. Oooh, is it starting? When Jennifer Lawrence appeared on the red carpet in red, a colour she’d worn at the Oscars before, people sighed on Twitter. When she tripped, like she did last year, people snarked, “Oh, here we go again”. It’s begun. When she By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 11:47 am
Oscars 2014 Jonah Hill: So many Oscar friends Jonah Hill, 2x Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange managed to control his sucky face last night after losing to Jared Leto. Because Marty, Leo, and Brange were all there! I'm not sure he gave an interview without namechecking Marty and Leo. And he already By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 10:59 am
Oscars 2014 Leonardo DiCaprio: Worst Oscar Sport My favourite line in August: Osage County never made any of the highlight reels because of profanity, but I love to run around saying it anyway: “Eat the fish, bitch!” Similarly, Lainey has been storming around all night going “Take the goddamn pizza, Leo!” And this is his biggest problem. By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 10:39 am
Oscars 2014 Michael Fassbender: Oscar Invisible He didn't want to campaign. He wasn't into the whole drama. If he'd played though, I wonder if he couldn't have given Jared Leto a run. We'll never know though because Michael Fassbender decided not to participate. But he couldn& By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 10:18 am
Oscars 2014 Emma Watson: Not Oscars Best Dressed I look at Emma Watson, with the whole of Hollywood spread out before her, and I think that while she might not get the most interesting jobs, and she might not be doing the most risqué work, and she probably is filling her schedule with movies that are good but By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 09:52 am
Oscars 2014 Mrs Timberlake: Oscar one colour Mrs Timberlake wore Chanel Haute Couture, pretty much right off the runway. And since Chanel dresses so few people, it was certainly some kind of statement – she doesn’t have to wear Cavalli. Fine. But if I were Karl Lagerfeld, I’d reconsider for next time. Because she managed to By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 09:23 am
Oscars 2014 Meryl Streep: Oscars Most Grace So, in today’s unpopular opinion, I hate grace. I hate that it’s the first trait we apply to women who don’t scream their sexiness out all over the place. I hate that it’s used as a synonym for “pretty and polite and thin” but it’s By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 08:49 am
Bad Hair John Travolta: Worst Oscar Hair So he butchered Idina Menzel’s name. He f-cked that sh-t up so bad that within minutes there was a Twitter account for @AdeleDazim. I am still laughing about this. But it might be a little mean. Actually, laughing about people having trouble reading is totally mean. And check out By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 08:30 am
Oscars 2014 Jada Pinkett Smith: Worst Oscar pink There was some pink at the Oscars…and all of it was sh-t, but the worst of the sh-t was Jada Pinkett Smith. It’s Versace. I feel like we’ve seen it before. Or maybe it’s because it looks like what Sofia Vergara wears over and over and By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 08:00 am
