Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Chanel F/W 2014 Here’s why some people think fashion people are assholes. This runway is a f-cking grocery store. If I could afford to wear Chanel, I wouldn’t be wearing it to buy milk! Being Chinese, I’d probably wear it with furniture wrap over the buttons. By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 11:50 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Body Fat Scales Hi Hayley, I am confused regarding body fat percentage and BMI. How much attention should I pay to the numbers and how accurate are they? I had my reading done at the gym on their new machine (the one you stand on, not the calipers), so I assumed the number By Hayley • Mar 04, 2014 11:44 am
Oscars 2014 A little bit of boy sh*t Look at the picture below. If it looks familiar, it’s because it was used yesterday in the open. There’s Steve McQueen jumping in joy at the front. Now look all the way to the back... yeah. See that guy back there, giving kind of a laconic peace sign? By Duana • Mar 04, 2014 11:37 am
Henry Windsor Hot Harry & Cressida: date night with her brother Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas went out for dinner last night in London after he attended a memorial service for Nelson Mandela. They were with her brother-in-law Sam Branson. They went to The Ivy. F-ck, why couldn’t I have been at The Ivy last night with Hot Harry and By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 11:20 am
The Walking Dead The Walking Dead 4.12: “It’s just what people talk about” The Walking Dead Season 4 Episode 12 recap Notes from last week’s episode. Apparently there was some discussion about the guy who saw Rick while he was under the bed. I thought he was dead, but then on The Talking Dead Andrew Lincoln said otherwise. I don’t watch By Sarah • Mar 04, 2014 10:30 am
Emilia Clarke The Khaleesi’s FLARE cover and a new boyfriend Just over a month to go before the premiere of Game Of Thrones Season 4. So here’s the Khaleesi, aka Emilia Clarke, on the cover of the new issue of FLARE. It’s spring. It’s pink. And she is soooo lovely. I love this outfit on her. It’ By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 10:10 am
Cate Blanchett Intro for March 4, 2014 Dear Gossips, “And don’t you f-cking forget it” – what Cate Blanchett said in the press room backstage at the Oscars upon being asked about her accomplishment as the first Australian to win two Oscars for acting. As for why she told Julia Roberts to #suckit, it was apparently because By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 09:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Babyjacked by Scarjo! I had Smutty Tingles all ready to go and then this broke: Scarlett Johansson and her fiancé Romain Dauriac are expecting a child. E!, PEOPLE, and US Weekly are all confirming. Interesting timing. I don’t know if she wanted to bury it under the Oscars or babyjack it from By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 06:08 pm
Pitt "Porn" Pitt Porn on Oscar weekend It’s been a drought for over a year. So this weekend they made up for it. I don’t want to follow the chronological timeline for the Spirit Awards and then the Oscars. Let’s start with what happened on Sunday when they arrived on the carpet. As always, By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 05:59 pm
Bad Style Charlize Theron: Oscars Worst Dressed (Lainey) Before you start yelling, please click here to remember. Remember what Charlize Theron wore to the Oscars last year when she was named Best Dressed on this blog. I want you to remember this for comparison. Because when we consider the Worst Dressed at the Oscars, it’s always about By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 04:54 pm
Oscars 2014 Anna Kendrick: Oscars Worst Dressed (Duana) This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Because I love Anna Kendrick, and she is already awesome and poised on the tip of so much more: Pitch Perfect 2. Boom. Into The Woods. Boom. The Last Five Years – it’s going to be huge. There is every By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 04:31 pm
Oscars 2014 Cate Blanchett: Oscars Most Invigorating Acceptance I know that’s saying a lot, especially given Lupita Nyong’o’s acceptance and how oft-repeated that phrase is going to be. But the speech was fresh and original from the second sentence: “You’re too old to be standing” and proceeds from there. She says the honour is By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 04:24 pm
Style Lupita Nyong’o: Oscars Best Dressed (Lainey) Like I said at the top of the blog today – no dress punched me in the face with the real and true “best” at this year’s Oscars. Everything felt so … safe. So… subdued. Maybe it was the weather. Maybe it was a general lack of imagination. I mean, Amy By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 04:04 pm
Oscars 2014 Sally Hawkins: Oscars Best Dressed (Duana) Here we go. Is this the one that’s gonna be a fight? This was my favourite dress of all of them last night. It felt new and different and fresh. It felt like it was trying something. It’s a really neat and forward-looking dress, and if it’s By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 03:47 pm
Style Michael B Jordan: Oscars Best Man (Lainey) During out etalk Ultimate Oscars Guide, I posited that Michael B Jordan should have been nominated for Best Actor for his work in Fruitvale. You remember that scene when Oscar’s in the grocery store and he pretty much assaults his ex-manager to get his job back? Right after charming By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 03:37 pm
Oscars 2014 Elizabeth Banks: Confounding Almost Oscar Last year around this time, after we’d chosen our best and worst dressed and were typing away, we found Elizabeth Banks at the Vanity Fair party. And she looked like this. I wished she could have been my best dressed but she didn’t attend the ceremony. Well, the By Duana • Mar 03, 2014 03:31 pm
