Smutty Surgery Keith Urban’s Grammy face Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not attend the Grammys last night. But she was there in spirit…all over her husband’s face, holy sh-t. To me it looks like he completely redesigned his bone structure – full cheeks and not a line anywhere. I guess it’s not a new By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 09:51 am
Grammy Awards 2014 Hair whipping and premature celebrations Taylor Swift sang All Too Well last night and whipped her hair during the performance because by that point, we all needed a little excitement. It’s not that she wasn’t good. It’s just that everything leading up to her was so… low energy. So I was happy By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 09:37 am
Grammy Awards 2014 Katy Perry and the brooms Like I said on Twitter, I would be impressed if she’d started playing Quidditch. But there was no Quidditch. There was only more camouflage. For what? Haven’t you noticed by now the lengths they will go to to distract you from the fact that Katy Perry can’t By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 09:16 am
Music Beyonce’s fatty opens the Grammys We’re so used to the signature elements of a Beyonce production – the tight choreography, a dance army, the SPECTACLE, the grandeur – that the stripped down intimacy of her Drunk In Love performance with Jay Z totally worked for me. And to be honest, I’m never going to hate By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 08:52 am
Intro for January 27, 2014 Dear Gossips, I missed Rihanna. And the show could have used some Bruno Mars too but he’s saving his business for the Super Bowl. Having Miley Cyrus there wouldn’t have hurt either. Because there didn’t seem to be any energy at the Grammys. When Kendrick Lamar brought By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 08:14 am
Lifestyle Sasha's INTO IT: Zara leather jacket WHAT: ZARA LEATHER JACKET WHERE: CLICK HERE WHY: Leather jackets are an automatic ante upper, but finding the right one, well, that's the tricky part. But I've done the work for you and not only found you one that's dope as all hell, but By Sasha • Jan 24, 2014 02:10 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Celebrity Coats It’s Friday and I’m cleaning out my mailbox again! So let’s get started with another fashion firing round this week, but this time it’s all about your favorite celebrity coats! When is it not about Beyoncé?! That answer is never. Many of you wrote in jonezing By Sasha • Jan 24, 2014 01:33 pm
BFFs Girlfriend swap? Selena Gomez’s on-off boyfriend Justin Bieber was arrested yesterday in Miami. She was in LA and in the evening, she and her old friend Demi Lovato hooked up for dinner. The paps were there. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s a good photo opportunity. Her girls are rallying around her. By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 01:17 pm
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Atelier Versace Haute Couture S/S 2014 Some of these designs are great. Look at that black hood that comes into a great halter back on that dress. And some of this sh-t is so f-cking tacky Miami which…ok, fine. Never mind. By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 12:55 pm
Music JT’s Grammy pout? The Grammys are supposed to celebrate the year that was in music. The Grammys may not always be fair (yes, we hear you Kanye) but I do love Grammy mash-ups. One of my favourite Grammy mash-ups of all time: One by U2 and Mary J Blige in 2006. If you By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 12:10 pm
Lifestyle Duana Names: Sisterly Advice Hi Duana, My sister learned she is pregnant recently and of course, she's thinking of baby names already. I believe the last time I asked her the names she had picked were Olivia Grace if it's a girl or Austin Bentley if it's a By Duana • Jan 24, 2014 11:34 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Cannes Freeze I have forgotten what warm is. Warm is a distant memory of another time, when the sky wasn’t grey and ice didn’t cover everything and I could feel all of my fingers and toes. But warm is gone and it is the cold time now. It will just By Sarah • Jan 24, 2014 11:26 am
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Valentino Haute Couture S/S 2014 It’s very brown and mustard yellow. Very plush velvet throw pillow. There’s an interesting pseudo-camo coat that I like. But otherwise, kinda forgettable…? By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 11:19 am
B-tch please The blow-jobbiest article ever An article showed up on PEOPLE.com yesterday. They interviewed Amber Heard’s first agent from back in Texas. Needless to say, he happily obliged with the most dicksucky quotes ever. You ready? "Very early Amber understood beauty only opens the door of opportunity. She wanted the ability to By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:59 am
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Elie Saab Haute Couture S/S 2014 Are there FOUR (at least) red dresses in this collection? Also, it seems, a lot of violet. Jesus. VIOLET. And bridal. Which does nothing to change my mind about Elie Saab: BORING By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:40 am
Famewhores Surprise, You and Anne Hathaway Were On a Break It seems to me that the problem with Anne Hathaway, and the reason for her post-Les Miserables backlash, is that she doesn’t really know how to not revel in the spotlight. She milks it. Which isn’t really that offensive, but it rubs people the wrong way. Well, now By Dean • Jan 24, 2014 10:27 am
