Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: The Perfect Water Bottle Water. It is something our body needs. It keep us hydrated, it helps us think and focus, it helps with weight loss, it helps our bodies rid themselves of toxins, it makes our skin glow and hair shine, keeps our muscles from cramping in our workouts and keeps headaches at By Hayley • Jan 24, 2014 10:11 am
Maple Leaf Rehab for PR We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non? Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr… US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting happy By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:02 am
Maple Leaf Smirk Look at this punk, smirking his way out of the courthouse yesterday. You can’t touch me. You can’t f-cking touch me. I’m Justin Bieber. This happened before he hitched himself up on the SUV to wave to the crowd. I’m a true badass now, yo. With By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 09:38 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 24, 2014 Dear Gossips, It’s Grammy weekend. It’s also the last weekend before Chinese New Year. Let’s start there. We clean before Chinese New Year. We get rid of the sh-t from the previous year to clear a path for the good luck of next year. According to my By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 09:03 am
Girlcrushes Everyone loves Lupita Lupita Nyong'o sat courtside at the Knicks game yesterday and everyone wanted a piece of her. Look. She's the most popular girl at MSG. She's the most popular girl on the award circuit. Even more popular than Jennifer Lawrence since people (unfairly, arguably) seem By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 05:00 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Starring Connie Britton’s Staff Lainey calls the concept of those who got the role vs. those who almost did Hollywood Sliding Doors. Like what if A had been sick so B gave the better audition? Or if actor 1 had met someone important instead of actor 2? Would we all be watching Kirk Cameron By Duana • Jan 23, 2014 04:09 pm
Maple Leaf Meanwhile...Selena... All smiles, here's Selena Gomez in California today hitting the gas station for snacks and smokes. Someone looks relieved she wasn't in Miami. Or, is that another emotion? Like, smug. Like, hey motherf-cker, this is why I broke up with you again last week. Yeah but By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 03:51 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Where are my bloody pirates?! I have dragons. I’m happy with the dragons. Dragons are coming out the pop culture wazoo right now, and I love it. But I don’t have any pirates. Rather, the pirates I do have are stupid, and I want better ones. (Exception: Gideon Defoe’s The Pirates! series, By Sarah • Jan 23, 2014 03:10 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Taylor Swift Style Edition January 2014 Jeez, you guys have been on my jock for Swifty style, so this calls for a fashion firing round post! This time though, it’s The Taylor Swift Edition! First up, you all freaked the f-ck out for this black dress (below). I’m happy to report I found it By Sasha • Jan 23, 2014 01:44 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Celebrity Earrings 2014 I get my fair share of earring requests, so today’s post is dedicated to just that! Let’s get started! To the point. I MUST have Emma Watson's earring(s) that she wore to the Golden Globes. Thanks D! Ah yes, the lone-lobed trend. D, I ‘m By Sasha • Jan 23, 2014 12:48 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mia Grace Tindall. Indeed. Okay, are you ready to be blown away? Zara Phillips and husband Mike Tindall announced their baby name. It’s a little girl named Mia Grace... …really? There is nothing wrong with this name at all. Mia is rising in popularity, which isn’t a surprise because it slides down By Duana • Jan 23, 2014 12:20 pm
Maple Leaf Baby’s first mugshot! It’s an important day in every child star’s life – the mugshot…and we get two of them! He’s smiling in the straight-on shot. But he gave us a pout in the side angle too. I was worried we wouldn’t see JB’s signature facial expression. You By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 12:04 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Family time with Charlize & Sean Can we play Photo Assumption with this shot of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron’s son Jackson at the grocery store this week? I wish we could get a look at the boy’s face. But his shoulders, to me, are side-eyeing the sh-t out of his mom’s boyfriend. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 11:48 am
Royals Boss Charles Charles in charge? Possible title. Also, King Charles takes control. Sure. How about Charles the megalomaniac? It's been reported by the Daily Beast that Prince Charles is making moves as the royal family begins transitioning leadership. The Queen has apparently agreed to have her communications folded into Charles By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 10:32 am
Maple Leaf Why is it always a Lamborghini? You remember what Chris Brown was driving when he beat Rihanna? Justin Bieber was allegedly driving a rented Lamborghini too when he was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach. He’s being charged with DUI. And something about resisting arrest without violence which means he wouldn’t take his By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 09:44 am
Maple Leaf Intro for January 23, 2014 Dear Gossips, It's almost like Justin Bieber didn't want Rob Ford to be the only douchebag from Canada making headlines. The two were trading dick moves last year, one outdoing the other with pussy jokes and prostitute hookups. So Rob Ford drops some bumbaclots and how By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 09:06 am
