Bad Style Jessica Pare’s turquoise taffeta You combine turquoise with taffeta and there’s only one place you should be: The Enchantment Of The Sea, graduating class 1987. Have your best friend hold your hair back while you puke tequila in this dress. Lose your virginity in this dress. But do not, do not wear this By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 11:47 am
Emmy Awards 2013 Emmys Most Insufferable: Allison Williams Big blue dress – check. Stacked weird black chunky heels – check. Weird sense of overblown entitlement because you’ve been singled out as the “conventionally pretty one” from Girls? Ohhhh, check. Allison Williams appears to think she is a fashion girl now. I’m not saying she’s not – she may By Duana • Sep 23, 2013 11:35 am
Gorgessity No one comes close to Zachary Quinto Stand down other men. You can’t compete with Zachary Quinto. Even though the Emmys tried to disappear him. Please appreciate the satin piping on this jacket that goes all the way around. And the way he didn’t try to exactly match his tie to his handkerchief. It’s By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 11:21 am
Emmy Awards 2013 Jon Hamm’s white jacket Jon Hamm looked like he was in a great mood on the Emmys carpet. Duana would like me to mention that she didn’t mind Jennifer Westfeldt’s dress. I would like to mention that it looks wrinkled. As for his white tuxedo jacket, Duana noted during the live-blog that By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 11:14 am
Gorgessity Emmys Most Improved: Elisabeth Moss WOW, this girl. I’ve been on kind of a renewed crush cycle with her since that video from last spring where she and the other maybe-nominees (sorry, Monica Potter) discussed their lives as actresses, and she had fun and was lively and excited. When I saw her tonight I By Duana • Sep 23, 2013 11:00 am
Emmy Awards 2013 Laura Dern came as Kyra Sedgwick At the end of it all I asked Duana if she missed Kyra Sedgwick. She did. Then I asked her if Laura Dern filled the Kyra Sedgwick void. It’s the colour. It’s a colour Kyra would have delivered to us, and beautifully. In the absence of Kyra Sedgwick, By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 10:46 am
Emmy Awards 2013 Worst Emmys Styling Overall: Vera Farmiga Sasha and I don’t see each other daily anymore workwise. We did, but it was years ago. However, last fall it so happened that we started to run into each other on the daily again, and the first or second day, she surveyed my outfit and said “Oh right. By Duana • Sep 23, 2013 10:37 am
Bad Style Taffeta at the Emmys: Carrie Underwood I don’t give a sh-t how you cut it. Taffeta will never be NOT prom to me. And, therefore, to me it should never show up on a red carpet. Unless, of course, it shows up on Carrie Underwood. Like, what else is she going to wear? This woman By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 10:27 am
Bad Style Give the Best Actress a better dress It’s Anna Gunn’s time. Now that she’s won a very well deserved Emmy, it’s her time to make the call. They would take her call. Elie Saab would certainly take her call. But she can do even better than Elie Saab. She can do Chanel. She By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 10:14 am
Bad Hair Worst Emmy Tendrils: Malin Akerman Okay, so we know there’s a hierarchy to these things, right? All the dresses are chosen in sequence of who gets to wear them, with the best going first, and the last ones going to the guest stars or wives or ladies Of A Certain Age. Malin Akerman isn’ By Duana • Sep 23, 2013 09:58 am
Thinnification Emmys Worst Thinnification: Julianna Margulies I think I’ve been clear here, before, that I really like the Marg. I spell her name wrong with regularity, of course, but I like her. She’s always kind of got some quiet sass about her, rocking the latter part of her career, and she knows exactly what’ By Duana • Sep 23, 2013 09:46 am
Bad Style Bad sheer at the Emmys: Julianne Hough Oh for f-ck’s sake. Here’s what Julianne Hough’s stylist, Anita Patrickson, said about working with her a few months ago: “I think we’re very lucky in terms of our relationship because we’re on the same page. The trick is, I need to push her - By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 09:36 am
Style Good sheer at the Emmys: Lena Headey I like the exposed girdle under lace situation happening here on Cersei Lannister. It’s not the best, but it’s far from the worst. Too bad she totally disappeared during the show though. Because Game Of Thrones doesn’t exist at the Emmys, it really doesn’t. This is By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 09:20 am
Break Ups Emmys Best Face Forward: Michael Douglas So I guess what I realized is that we don't really give men as much credit, do we? We sort of smile affectionately when their relationships dissemble and wait for them to have new girlfriends. If this was George Clooney or Jake Gyllenhaal or someone, we’d be By Duana • Sep 23, 2013 09:11 am
Bad Style Sister Dressing At The Emmys I don’t have a sister. I do have a cousin, Cat, who is like a sister. So I thought to myself last night, if Cat and I were invited somewhere to present together, would we do a sisterly matchy-matchy? No. She would pick a dress she liked and I By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 08:52 am
Emmy Awards 2013 The Emmys 2013 They did a bit last night about how Neil Patrick Harris might have hosting fatigue. I can’t remember the exact name for it but you get the point. I’m not sure they actually got the point though because it was really just meant as a gratuitous promotion for By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 08:39 am
