Dumbass Birthday Bears Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 44th birthday yesterday. Get your Gravol ready because, obviously, there was some Slum Love involved. No, actually, not some, but a LOT. A lot of Slum Love in the form of the Gross Bears. Jesus Christ. And we were having such a great week. Yesterday I By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 01:42 pm
Book Review Bridget Jones joins the Motherhood Industrial Complex The title of Helen Fielding’s new Bridget Jones novel Mad About The Boy was revealed in May – click here for a refresher. They’ve just released the book jacket. As you can see, along with a pair of stilettos, Bridge is surrounded by a toy giraffe, dinosaur, and a By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 01:40 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Beyonce’s jumper Hey Sasha! I’m in love with Beyonce’s jumper when she was here in Toronto – any idea the designer? Thanks L! ___ I sure do, L! She’s wearing a jumpsuit by House of Dagmar (1), but the bummer is you’re going to have to wait until their fall By Sasha • Jul 25, 2013 01:17 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Amber Heard’s striped outfit Need Amber Heard’s outfit that Lainey posted – please! D ___ Okay, can we all just stop pretending that Johnny Depp is effortlessly cool now?! I mean, dude is the most diva fashionista out there - I can't look at him without cringing in embarrassment. Not only is he By Sasha • Jul 25, 2013 12:52 pm
Lifestyle Duana: In Which We Get Personal about Jacek Hi, My husband and I are expecting our first baby next year and we really like the name Jacek for a boy. And no, it's not because that's Lainey's husband's name (although that's why I'm writing in), it& By Duana • Jul 25, 2013 12:22 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Flowers In The Attic I read an article this morning where a woman wrote that consuming Sex And The City as a teenager set up her and her friends for unrealistic expectations where sex was concerned. That in turn made them receptive and hungry when Girls came to present a different view. This makes By Duana • Jul 25, 2013 12:07 pm
Gorgessity Scarjo: LA, NY, Paris There are a lot of cities represented in this set of Scarlett Johansson photos. Scarjo flew out of LAX yesterday wearing a Yankees cap and a Paris sweatshirt. As you can see, Scarjo is on my Five List. As you can see, this is why. Because she looks SO HOT By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 11:55 am
Dumbass Teen Wolf Batman In a rumor that amazingly did not come from an Onion article, MTV’s Teen Wolf star Tyler Hoechlin is supposedly up for the role of Batman in the Man of Steel sequel to be titled either Superman vs. Batman or Batman vs. Superman, depending on which tests better with By Sarah • Jul 25, 2013 11:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP & Depp? Variety reported yesterday that Gwyneth Paltrow and Ewan McGregor are currently negotiating roles in the upcoming Mortdecai film adaptation starring Johnny Depp. It’s about a badass art dealer (Depp, obviously) who’s looking for a painting with links to Nazi gold. Kinda like Thomas Crown + Inside Man? They’re By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 11:13 am
Movie Reviews and Previews So much for Loki’s victory lap SPOILERS. BIG ASS SPOILERS. … … … I had two things in my head after Tom Hiddleston’s appearance in character as Loki at Comic Con last weekend. Click here for a refresher. A) People REALLY love Loki, and B) I wonder if Marvel will still have the stones to go through with By Sarah • Jul 25, 2013 10:56 am
Maple Leaf Ryan Gosling, son of Skywalker? If Anakin Skywalker is Prince Charles, and Luke Skywalker is Prince William, does that make Ryan Gosling little Prince George? As you know, they’re working on more Star Wars movies. Episode 7 will take place 30 years after Return Of The Jedi. Latino Review reported yesterday that Ryan Gosling By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 10:39 am
Relationship Assumption This could have been Como After publicly announcing their relationship, like, 3 weeks ago, Eva Longoria and her new boyfriend Ernesto Arguello went house-hunting in West Hollywood yesterday. Oh please. It’s a pathetic consolation prize for summertime at Lake Como. But after all that’s gone down, this is what she has left after By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 10:19 am
The Bridge The Bridge 1.3: “I hope we all find what we’re looking for” The Bridge Season 1 Episode 3 recap After just two episodes we have a lot of plot to deal with. There’s Rich Widow and her tunnel to Mexico engaged in a casserole-based pissing match with Lyle Lovett, and by extension, the cartel he represents; there’s Creepy Steven the… By Sarah • Jul 25, 2013 09:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Prince George goes to Bucklebury Prince William and his Catherine took Little G to Bucklebury yesterday after the Queen’s visit. Their residence at Kensington Palace is still being renovated and besides, as a new mother, I imagine Kate would want to be around her own mother, which doesn’t seem unusual, not at all, By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 09:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Intro for July 25, 2013 Dear Gossips, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem also welcomed a baby on Monday, reportedly a girl. They did not immediately release the name either, not necessarily because they’re still deciding but because it’s none of our goddamn business. Yesterday, a reader called Dena emailed to say that with By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 09:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession He Who Must Be Named Okay, they’ve announced it. I actually thought it would take longer, but seeing as the Queen was out to visit them relatively early this AM, I suppose she approved in plenty of time. Even the royals have to move faster in a 24-hour news cycle. George Alexander Louis, to By Duana • Jul 24, 2013 04:05 pm
