Bad Style The MET Anti-Rooney: Kate Mara Duana brought it up: that Kate Mara actively dresses exactly the opposite of her sister. Which must be the reason she went for this heinous baby doll with a terribly matched pair of heels. Come on, really? This is the best Kate Mara could do? No, she's not By Lainey • May 07, 2013 06:27 am
Style Best MET White: Rooney Mara Some of you have written to me comparing Rooney Mara's white Givenchy to Victoria Beckham's glorified housecoat at this event in 2008. Click here for a refresher. Sort of. But this is infinitely superior, non? That zipper detail is amazing. And the winged shoulders too. Also By Lainey • May 07, 2013 06:17 am
Bad Style Worst MET White: Katie Holmes Totally clueless. It's a white dress with a ring collar. And? This is something Katie Holmes, Mrs Cruise the lobotomised, would have chosen. This is not something Katie Holmes, the single mother ninja who engineered a daring escape from the clutches of Scientology, should be choosing FOR F-CK& By Lainey • May 07, 2013 06:04 am
Met Gala 2013 MET Boring: Blake Lively edition You know, I think I almost prefer what she wore the last time she was at the MET Gala in 2011. Last year she skipped the event after 4 in a row because Scarjo decided to go instead. But do you remember? She was orange and it was a Chanel By Lainey • May 07, 2013 05:54 am
Style MET Mesh: Miley Cyrus If there was one look that was perfect for one person, it was this Marc Jacobs on Miley Cyrus. She's not going to a baptism. She's not going to a wedding. She's 20 years old. She's at the MET Gala. And they& By Lainey • May 07, 2013 05:48 am
Gorgessity Best MET Eyes: Taylor Swift Certainly not what I would have predicted at the beginning of the night. And this is certainly not as punk as it gets. Probably not punk at all. For Taylor Swift though, it’s definitely not her usual hand hearts. Does that deserve some credit? She looks really, really good By Lainey • May 07, 2013 05:34 am
Bad Hair MET Marchesa HAHAHAHAHAHA: Ashley Greene HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You know who else wore Marchesa? Heidi Klum. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA By Lainey • May 07, 2013 05:12 am
Models MET Game Of Thrones: Linda Evangelista Another example of what Duana called Game Of Thrones as punk at the MET Gala. It’s less punk than it is medieval bride, and perhaps what Cersei Lannister will wear when she marries Loras Tyrell, if that wedding ever happens, and maybe it’s a Canadian thing but it’ By Lainey • May 07, 2013 05:03 am
Relationship Assumption MET Most Surprising: Stacy Keibler I don’t hate it. Not at all. It’s far from the worst of the night. Or the most boring. Or the most Try. It’s not a mega standout but that’s OK too. It wouldn’t have been possible for Stacy Keibler, without George Clooney, to rise By Lainey • May 07, 2013 04:56 am
Bad Style MET Most Sympathetic: Kate Upton Last year, Kate Upton, unlike most other models, had to offer to pay her way into the MET Gala. Click here for a refresher. This year, Oh My God, look what happened to her. There is no snark here. There is no pleasure. There is only sympathy, truly. It’s By Lainey • May 07, 2013 04:46 am
Style Tartan Taffeta at the MET: Christina Ricci If it has to be taffeta with asymmetrical hem, then let Vivienne Westwood have at ‘er. And put it on Christina Ricci who always comes to play at the MET Gala. Finally, someone who showed up. Pick something Reese Witherspoon would never be offered. Make sure the construction matches the By Lainey • May 07, 2013 04:36 am
Bad Style Red Taffeta at the MET: Kate Beckinsale Red Taffeta. At the MET Gala. With an asymmetrical hem. It’s offensive. If you have to do taffeta, you do it like Christina Ricci -- more on her later. Red Taffeta you save for Julie Bowen, at the Emmy Awards. Or, you know, for a 60th wedding anniversary. I By Lainey • May 07, 2013 04:27 am
Bad Style WORST MET Eyes: January Jones Here I am in a sequined black dress you could easily find at French Connection, my eyes weirded up with black liner, and I’ll call it enough for punk at the MET Gala. Sure... If you’re Kate Moss, fine. If you’re Chloe Sevigny, OK. But if you’ By Lainey • May 07, 2013 04:17 am
Met Gala 2013 Kerry Washington’s MET gloves Duana and I were discussing Kanye West’s girlfriend’s Givenchy, which I’m convinced was a private joke between Anna Wintour and Riccardo Tisci (I am not buying those pictures, you can see them somewhere else), and she posited that perhaps the only redeeming quality about that dress is By Lainey • May 07, 2013 04:08 am
Bad Style Imitation of Scarjo at the MET: Amber Heard Let me just say it. Because I feel like this is what they want: To convince us that Amber Heard is the new Scarlett Johansson. Amber Heard is not Scarlett Johansson. Johnny Depp can try as hard as he wants to, but it’s not happening. You can keep selling By Lainey • May 07, 2013 03:59 am
Maple Leaf Worst MET Try: Jessica Pare Here’s how Duana described Jessica Pare’s MET Gala look to me over email: “Jessica Pare. Stitches.” It is indeed funny. And it’s supposed to be fun, but not funny. Like, the desired reaction is not to be laughed at. And that’s happening here because while too By Lainey • May 07, 2013 03:51 am
