Baby and Bump Obsession Catherine’s white collar Oh much better than that sh-tty ass St Patrick’s Day royal bun that gave me the swears yesterday. Did you take a good look at that thing? Did you see its shape from the sides? What kind of a stylist allows that to be seen in public on a By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 02:34 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Annie’s crochet and maxi dress The crochet sweater works well over a maxi dress, especially here in LA when it’s hot in the sun and cool when you’re not. And certainly in comparison to crochet pants, Mrs Timberlake. By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 02:18 pm
Katie Holmes Katie’s Allure...is boring Katie Holmes covers the new issue of Allure. She’s apparently a beauty magnate now, the face of Bobbi Brown and, I didn’t know this before, co-owner of Alterna Haircare. Katie Holmes’s Hair, Real or Fake? I’ve always thought it was real. And even Caleigh, my Hair, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 01:26 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Adrianne in peach Pink? Coral? They’re working the “old Hollywood” angle here. I’m not sure it’s the right direction for her. And I LOVE her. She’s Tyra Collette! She doesn’t have to be Marilyn Monroe, you know? By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 01:11 pm
Lifestyle Duana Names: Too close to Finley Hi Duana, Looking for an opinion... Second baby is on the way - having a surprise - all settled on the girl name but still working out the final list for boy names. Currently the top name on the list is Griffin. Middle name will be a family name beginning By Duana • Mar 19, 2013 12:51 pm
Break Ups This Is How, by Selena Gomez A post-breakup playbook written for Taylor Swift. She tells Letterman she is “so good”. And I believe her. It doesn’t seem forced, there is no try, and if there’s any bitterness, well then give her credit as an actor because she’s convincing us she’s over it, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 12:20 pm
Hook Ups Coop learns from Leo Who must have told him, dude, stop with the women over 30, you know? They have thoughts and opinions, they’re too much trouble. Especially the actresses. The actresses bring drama. The models smile sweetly, and won’t give you grief, about much, and those bodies, man, those f-cking bodies. By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 11:54 am
Lainey Interviews Game Of Thrones is better than movie stars Covered the Game Of Thrones Season 3 premiere red carpet last night at the Chinese Theatre. The last time I covered a movie carpet at the Chinese Theatre it was Gangster Squad in January. The carpet was easily 4 times longer. And with 4 times LESS people. Or more. You By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 11:42 am
Quiveration Puppies & Tom to the rescue I am in a rage this morning. There is nothing more infuriating than waking up in a hotel room at 5am to sh-tty internet. Oh no, wait. I know what’s more infuriating. What’s more infuriating is calling the front desk and being told that, yeah, it’s normal, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 10:37 am
Intro for March 19, 2013 Dear Gossips, Hello Victoria, BC? The Faculty of Celebrity Studies tour kicks off a week today, Tuesday March 26, in YYJ! Enrollment begins now and ends tomorrow at noon PT and spots are limited. If you would like to register, please email inquiries@laineygossip.com with FACULTY VICTORIA as the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 10:12 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Anna’s printed blouse Really want to rip Anna Kendrick’s coat off and get a better look at her blouse because from what I can see, I think I love it. Not to say the coat isn’t good though – the whole outfit is good – it’s just that the shirt might be By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 09:33 am
Lifestyle Smutty Food: Happy Nowruz Nowruz, also known as Persian New Year, is on the first day of Spring, or March 20 for 2013. There are several traditional food items that are popular for New Year’s. They range from savory to sweet and, in my experience, they all take a long time to make. By Fiona • Mar 19, 2013 09:19 am
Hair Selena Gomez: you shut me up FINE! You made me eat your sh-t on Selena Gomez’s hair, Real Or Fake last week and I deserved to eat your sh-t. Because I thought it looked real and you were all like, no you dickhead, it is NOT real. Because it grew too fast and too thick By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 04:53 pm
Hook Ups When can Harry hold Cressida’s hand? Prince Harry went out with friends the other night in London. Not an unusual occurrence, except that Cressida Bonas, his girlfriend, was in the group. Well that adds another dimension to the “I Love You” phase in a relationship, non? On top of when to say it and how long By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 04:34 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 03:50 pm
Hook Ups Dating Portraits Is this... how it’s done now? I haven’t been single in a long time. I guess these days when you’re single and then suddenly not single you not only update your status on the social networking, if you’re Tiger Woods, you also have PROFESSIONAL PORTRAITS taken By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 03:02 pm
