Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Chanel SS2013 Flowers everywhere! Only Karl imagines it like a demented Alice In Wonderland. Still, I do love the freak whimsy spirit in these pieces. I’ve attached my favourite of all of them first in the series. It’s the one I hope Anne Hathaway wears to the Oscars, just to By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 02:05 pm
Royals How Hot Harry on a Horse pees off the helicopter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine the Queen’s face? Her grandson, the third in line to her throne, is giving an OFFICIAL interview, inside an Apache helicopter, about pulling his dick out during a mission and letting it go because he can’t hold it anymore. Dude, if Captain Wales, a proper By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 01:29 pm
Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Alexis Mabille SS2013 Oh wait. Turns out there is a collection worse than Atelier Versace. Look, there’s a leotard with a train, so that after one performs on the trapeze, she can hit the red carpet without changing. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 01:11 pm
Amazingness Sasha Fierce Lite Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:42 pm
Douchebags In memory of Heath Ledger by Lindsay Lohan For the straggler who would still defend this loser piece of sh-t because of xyz excuse... Five years ago today, Heath Ledger was found dead in New York after accidentally overdosing on prescription medication. He is survived by his daughter Matilda. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan. Here’s what she tweeted By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:16 pm
Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Giambattista Valli SS2013 Please, please, please I hope Jessica Chastain wears that pantsuit under the dress to the Oscars. It would make up for the terrible “sea foam” that happened at the Golden Globes. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:10 pm
Break Ups Forecasting Britney As you know, she’s single again. Jason Trawick is no longer her boyfriend/conservator/business manager/baby-sitter. That position is now vacant. Which, I mean, it’s sad, totally, on so many levels. Because anyone who falls in love with her -- if one can truly fall in love By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 11:49 am
Intro for January 22, 2013 Dear Gossips, Richard Blanco looked exhausted, didn’t he? And I would have expected him to. After writing a brilliant poem honouring the American experience to commemorate the second term of America’s first black president, I would have expected him to look the way he did. I would think By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 10:55 am
Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior SS2013 See this, and think of Versace’s embarrassingly low-rent collection yesterday – click here for a refresher -- and, well, I wonder if Donatella’s getting her membership card revoked. An exquisite collection from Raf Simons. And I can’t wait to see this on the carpets. Marion Cotillard, of course, By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 10:52 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jakey shaved and under-loved It’s been a while, right?, since we’ve seen Jake Gyllenhaal so clean-shaven? He was hairy for Broadway for several months. Now it’s all come off, here in Georgia, on the set of Prisoners with Hugh Jackman (not pictured). That...is definitely not an electronic cigarette. Sh-t. Now By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 05:21 pm
Gorgessity The hotter Sherlock? My cousin Cat thinks so. She’s big into Elementary. And once in a while on my bbm there will be a sly inquiry about Jonny Lee Miller. Like, are you sure you don’t want to post any photos of him today? I don’t have a strong opinion By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 04:50 pm
Douchebags Inauguration Poetry Yahoo! asked James Franco to write a poem in honour of President Obama’s inauguration. He didn’t say no. So I feel like most of our disgust should be directed at Yahoo! This poem would not have happened if they hadn’t requested it. The “poem” is really just By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 03:48 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: 23 year old virgin I’m 23 and a virgin. I’ve been casually seeing this guy (he’s 27) for about two months now. He’s really sweet, but apart from movies and tv shows, we don’t have all that much in common. We get along great and we never run out By Sasha • Jan 21, 2013 02:24 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: Petty over wedding dates Hey Sasha, I have been with my fiancé for a couple of years before we got engaged, which was back in the spring of 2011. We set the date almost immediately and it was no secret to anyone. We booked our venues, made a website, etc. almost immediately and had By Sasha • Jan 21, 2013 02:17 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Granny goes “indie” Last week, on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter, Nicole Kidman was all like, “I am the indie spirit, and that’s where my art is, not with the big box office movies”. So here she is, at Sundance this weekend, being “indie”. Everyone else is in parkas and Sorels By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 01:50 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Drew has it all (but only wants some of it) If I didn’t know better, I would think Drew Barrymore was campaigning for an Oscar right now. She is very present: Ellen, baby photos sold to PEOPLE, Oprah’s Next Chapter (which aired yesterday), and the Good Housekeeping February cover. This is a push usually reserved for a new By Maria • Jan 21, 2013 01:31 pm
